Tuesday, 25 January 2011

Economic Shock

There was shocking economic news today when something happened that everyone with half a brain said would happen. People are unsure what caused the thing to happen. Many say that the thing they said would cause it happening is actually the cause of it happening, but others say that's just pie in the sky nonsense, and the real cause of it happening was GORDON BROWN SENDING SNOW. In this theory, Evil Wizard Gordon, cackling in his Caledonian fastness, performed eldritch rites to summon up Snow Pixies to destroy the good intentions of saintly George Osbourne.

It's believed The Sun is running with the latter version tomorrow.